Oh hey. Things like this always make me smile - start the list off with shit, end with awesome.

November 1st with ♥20, reblog
#tegan and sara#this is why vh1 is still for winners#even though they are playing shitty christina perri right now or whatever her name is#the one with that atrocious 'you're gonna catch a cold from the ice inside your soul' lyric#lol christina perri#just lol#ohhhh#it just got worse#it's a twilight music video#lol forever

September 21st with ♥1501, via/source, reblog
#lol forever#tegan and sara

soonish:

THINGS THAT WILL NEVER NOT AMUSE ME:

Lick me, lick me that thing called kangaroo.

In my penis, he’ll be a queef! Queeeeeeeeeeeeeef!

Here I am, just Jesus. My bags are packed, I’m 87th in line!

Fly, dove! Sing, chicken-aardvark!

Mary Magdalene’s famous nunchucks.

I am having a shittastic day and really needed this. Brb watching every musical madlibs video ever. This is the actual song, for those of you that were (regretfully) never into theatre.

July 18th with ♥66, via/source, reblog
#mary magdalene's famous nunchucks#lol forever#sutton foster

September 20th with ♥18, reblog
#tegan and sara#dying#lol forever

I was walking behind them [a drunk couple] and I was all like “Whooa those people. They went to ‘some kinda party’ tonight.” So we get to the elevators, the girl has like, been crying and her face is covered in mascara and her boyfriend looks like he just got the crap beat out of him emotionally and we get in the elevator and I press my floor and the girl’s like “Your show was really good tonight! —Tegan (via teganandsaravsfans)

September 18th with ♥172, via/source, reblog
#lol forever#this is why i love them#tegan and sara

talking-bird:

Alec: You want experience? I’ve appeared in over forty major motion pictures.
Tina: I wrote Mean Girls.
Tracy: I’ve seen Star Wars five-hundred times.
Alec: How about credentials? I was nominated for an Oscar.
Tina: I have an Emmy.
Tracy: I have seen Star Wars five-hundred times.
Alec: How about colleagues? I’ve worked with Sir Anthony Hopkins, Annette Bening, and Jack Nicholson.
Tina: I have worked with Alec Baldwin and Tracy Morgan.
Tracy: I’m personal friends with Obi-Wan Kenobi.

August 9th with ♥85, via/source, reblog
#lol forever#tina fey#alec baldwin#tracy morgan

August 3rd reblog
#tegan and sara#lol forever

pasadora:

KATE: (sings in the shower until she noticed Tony) Tony! Out of here! Now!
TONY: What? I’m just brushing my teeth. Oh hey, don’t use up all the hot water. ‘Cause you’ve been in there forever.
KATE: Tony, how long have you been in here?
TONY: Long enough to know you can’t sing and you haven’t shaved your legs in a week.
KATE: (throws a sponge into his face)
TONY: (laughs) Outrageous.
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NCIS - 2x06 Terminal Leave

August 2nd with ♥101, via/source, reblog
#ncis#lol forever#otp? mayhaps?

vontrapp: (via buffyannesummers)

August 1st with ♥23, reblog
#lol forever#weeds

Can we pretend that tumblr was a Friday night out? I could really use a life right now.

captaincadiwack: (via skate4food)

July 28th reblog
#lol forever#i hate that song

the-girlieshow:

‘Megamind’ panel, 2010 Comic Con
July 22, 2010
San Diego Convention Center, California

July 23rd with ♥28, via/source, reblog
#tina fey#brad pitt#lol forever#perfection etc.

talking-bird: cheia:

Day One; A scene or episode that got you hooked

Liz: Why would Jack just assume that we’re lesbians?
Gretchen: I am a lesbian.
Liz: That’s awesome.
Gretchen: Is this the first time somebody’s made that assumption about you?
- 30 Rock, 1x03 Blind Date

July 19th with ♥625, via/source, reblog
#30 rock#lol forever

harryfuckingpotter: (via lumos-maxima)

July 6th with ♥1845, via/source, reblog
#lol forever#maggie smith#harry potter#best casting in the entire damn series

heartonsleave: theredhorseman: friendlyatheist:

LOL god: We have the fossils, we win

July 3rd with ♥161, via/source, reblog
#lol forever#lol god

cuylovely: ginarose: fuckyeahtwilightsucks: (via thefrogman)

July 2nd with ♥8072, via/source, reblog
#lol forever#toy story#twatlight