I was walking behind them [a drunk couple] and I was all like “Whooa those people. They went to ‘some kinda party’ tonight.” So we get to the elevators, the girl has like, been crying and her face is covered in mascara and her boyfriend looks like he just got the crap beat out of him emotionally and we get in the elevator and I press my floor and the girl’s like “Your show was really good tonight! —Tegan (via teganandsaravsfans)
Alec: You want experience? I’ve appeared in over forty major motion pictures. Tina: I wrote Mean Girls. Tracy: I’ve seen Star Wars five-hundred times. Alec: How about credentials? I was nominated for an Oscar. Tina: I have an Emmy. Tracy: I have seen Star Wars five-hundred times. Alec: How about colleagues? I’ve worked with Sir Anthony Hopkins, Annette Bening, and Jack Nicholson. Tina: I have worked with Alec Baldwin and Tracy Morgan. Tracy: I’m personal friends with Obi-Wan Kenobi.
KATE: (sings in the shower until she noticed Tony) Tony! Out of here! Now! TONY: What? I’m just brushing my teeth. Oh hey, don’t use up all the hot water. ‘Cause you’ve been in there forever. KATE: Tony, how long have you been in here? TONY: Long enough to know you can’t sing and you haven’t shaved your legs in a week. KATE: (throws a sponge into his face) TONY: (laughs) Outrageous. - NCIS - 2x06 Terminal Leave